Beach Slang are a three piece punk rock band from Philadelphia. Members also play in Weston, Crybaby and Ex-Friends. They have been described as sounding like "a one-night stand between The Psychedelic Furs and The Replacements".

Their debut EP - Who Would Ever Want Anything So Broken was released on Dead Broke Rekerds.

Their second EP - Cheap Thrills on a Dead End Street was released in September 2014 on Tiny Engines.